This site is still under construction… But you can call for absolute amazing and best phone sex at the number on the header. It’s not hard to see, it’s bright fucking pink.

Ask for any one of my Lounge Ladies. Since I’m fairly sure, my lover is the only one reading the site at this point because we have no traffic, I will just talk directly to him.

In the interest of absolute optimization, I will not allow the toy to upload or provide duplicate content of any sort. This will be the best phone sex anyone has ever had; just like the real sex I have, got it, B? Absolutely unforgettable in many different ways. Because of the pleasure and ecstasy I bring or the blazing trail of destruction I leave in my wake via the exit out of a man’s life.

Right now you are napping on your lazy butt because you decided it better to nap, about… I don’t know, an hour after my own?

Making it further apparent that you deserved the ruined orgasm yesterday. Which is funny, because you actually ruined it yourself, but anyway. You still look cute when you’re sleeping…. except when you say, “I really need more sleep. Like an hour.” Well, your LADY boss needs attention so I’ll just masturbate and cum (which I already did without you). So instead I’m here writing to ensure there is not duplicate content for SEO in any way shape or manner while you wiggle your legs around under the blanket and most likely farting.
Imagine my horror when I loaded the site and saw my main desired keyword was used TWICE consecutively. Further more, it had no cherry on top: the Favicon. All this along with that annoying static from your iphone, makes me wonder… will this site ever truly be able to offer the best phone sex if a male is allowed to tinker with the site? Just kidding, lover. xo